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10knotes:

That snake is a failure of a predator.

(Source: imran-suleiman, via katmcgovern)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour, via toomuchisnotenoughs)

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

(Source: randallfthegrey, via toomuchisnotenoughs)

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

(via jamesybabe)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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nightshadetears:

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

When your friend makes a fandom reference and you miss it at first

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idjit-with-a-shotgun:

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO RUDE TO CASHIERS?!? FUCKING. STOP.

(via notarealbarista)

summerhigh:

so this is how she got so beautiful

blessongeorge:

bloodphoenix:

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i’ve done it with shredded cheese to make cheesy garlic bread which is probably better than this

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

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