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missuscrawford:

I would just like to let everyone know that 6 a.m. is NOT an acceptable time to order a venti caramel ribbon crunch frappuccino.
Quite frankly, there’s never an acceptable time to order a venti frappuccino of any kind, unless you are or wish to become a whale.

Dudes and dudettes. I am just really high. Pay no attention to any nonsense I may blog.

tomorrow is April Fool’s Day

squidkitten:

BELIEVE. NOTHING.

TRUST. NO ONE.

(via holy-spirit-fingers-i-can-fly)

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(via daleydoseofchelsea)

Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
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