Beautifully Delusional

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Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

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lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

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rosieable:

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serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

heliolisk:

I cant get over Angelina Jolie waving for a selfie

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I’m just me. I’m nothing special. I’m not a 10, I don’t always wear makeup, and I have fat days. I’m not the funniest, smartest, or most clever person you’ll ever meet, I laugh at inappropriate times, and sometimes I laugh too loud. I say things without thinking, I don’t always listen when people talk, and sometimes I can be selfish.

but I will remember when you need new socks, I will buy you your favourite snack on my way home from work, and I will watch your stupid tv shows with you (and probably won’t tell you if I start to like it). I’ll cook for you, let you be little spoon, and play with your hair.

I may not be perfect but damnit if I don’t love with everything I have.

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qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
surf-the-ocean-waves:

jesus-would-follow-me:

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

you have no idea how much i wanted the seal to head but the camera

2 types of people

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

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