i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me
If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals
Anonymous asked: A thirteen year old girl ordered a "Starburst Frappuccino" the other day- lemonade, creme base, raspberry syrup, blended with whipped cream. UGH. I just rang her up for a strawberry and creme frap, but I wish the registers would allow you to customize it and the "secret menu" bullshit would turn out to be more expensive to deter people from ordering off the menu.
Me too! I have no idea why adding lemonade isn’t an upcharge