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plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

(via k-irstyy)

infinitygemz:

jturn:

tigerlillyattitude:

captaingrumpycub:

whiskeybeard:

DAAWWW

Too fucking cute, can’t take it

I can’t stand when people look similar and they’re dating! Freaks me out! Idk why! If you look like you’re siblings, stop. That goes for homos and heteros.

I’m sorry you’re freaked out by our gif
Your comment is very rude
I’m not going to ‘stop’ (which I assume means break it off?) because you think we look similar idk what to tell you
If this freaks you out because you think we look ‘like siblings’, I’d like to present you with the mental picture that we frequently have very aggressive ball-slappingly wall-bangingly intense sex and that this gif barely scratches the fucking surface
If I look half as good as that man on the left that I’m lucky enough to kiss then I’m taking that as a compliment bye

nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

(via louderlove)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via k-irstyy)

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Source: heatcrashemboar, via thetypicalasian)

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

(via jamesybabe)

Anonymous asked: A thirteen year old girl ordered a "Starburst Frappuccino" the other day- lemonade, creme base, raspberry syrup, blended with whipped cream. UGH. I just rang her up for a strawberry and creme frap, but I wish the registers would allow you to customize it and the "secret menu" bullshit would turn out to be more expensive to deter people from ordering off the menu.

yourbaristahatesyou:

Me too! I have no idea why adding lemonade isn’t an upcharge